What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

GLP-1 drug helped type 1 diabetes patients keep healthy glucose levels and lose weight - STAT

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Nobel laureate concerned about AI-generated image of black hole at the center of our galaxy - Space

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

No go.

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